the world is so so mean to sleepy girls. What do u mean i have to get out of my bed
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CBee
25. Madness is like gravity,all it takes is a little push.
This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.
#it’s a good limitus test. take out the specifics of drinking or not drinking alcohol vs owning a dog or not #it’s basically 1) would you spend an evening laughing and enjoying conversation with someone and walking away like ‘that was good.’ #and 2) do you trust this person has a basic level of willingness and ability to care for others and repay your trusting in them? #it’s just getting you to tap into the unconscious micro-tells our brains collect about other people #which are by far the most accurate assessment tools we have to judge peoples’ characters on the fly and in general (via purplehawke)
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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
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marie is SOOO much better and stronger than me bc if jordan ever looked at me the way they look at her??? i’m folding IMMEDIATELY.
we should legalize polyamorous marriage for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like
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*INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
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Good news everyone! The first ever bloodhound has won best in show.
Look at him. His name is Trumpet.
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